Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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