So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
