I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
