So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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