I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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