I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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