dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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