u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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