OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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