State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
