i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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