That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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