I need help removing her.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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