is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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