You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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