I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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