There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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