with your own penis?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we're making bets on your personal life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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