we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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