i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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