there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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