this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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