is your mom at the bar?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
