i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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