i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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