Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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