What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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