She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It's official drugs can't kill me
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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