no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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