I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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