Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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