Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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