This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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