i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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