I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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