dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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