Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There are leaves in my underwear?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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