I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Someone came in the potted fern
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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