You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have aggressive nipples.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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