I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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