The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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