I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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