so that wasnt chicken after all
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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