I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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