Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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