Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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