508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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