are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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