You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think I sprained my soul last night
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
