Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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