on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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